Paciencia Compadres Paciencia, Have a Perfectly Useless Poll

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[Poll #1346346]

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Oh yeah, I am really anxious to see his release ^_^

[peca-06.livejournal.com]

LMAO at most of those options ^_^. I would say a DRAGON like creature. The eyes and the horn with the scales in the back of his neck, his "cold" demeanor and calculative personalitie makes me think of some mythical scaly creature like a dragon or a formidable snake (like the Russian tales "culebrones", but those always had many heads :( ).
My chinese sign is the OX hehe, but I didn't know it had something to do with Tanabata.
I don't know if I will be right or not, but I am ruling that whatever it is it will be SEXY! mmmmh yeah!! ;P

[adam-epp.livejournal.com]

None of these. He's going to turn into a crab and I will laugh at him. Why so emo, Ulquiorra, why so emo? I know why: you're a crustacean.

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

I now have the 'crab people' chant from South Park in my head.

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

I had way too much fun with the ticky boxes.

It was a collection of trufax answers, and just ticking the boxes next to the suggestions which made me laugh.

So not so good if you wanted the poll to be real.

[adam-epp.livejournal.com]

Same time posts!

[gully-moe.livejournal.com]

What about something with wings? I still hope that he could be a raven of some sort. It'd be epic to see him spread his dark wings.

Like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ca_edg6RE

[laurie-bunter.livejournal.com]

HE'S A CRUSTACEAN, OH PLEASE G-D MAKE HIM A CRUSTACEAN.

(http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/noncewords/?action=view&current=ulquiorracrack.jpg)

[adam-epp.livejournal.com]

Crab people....crab people...crab people...

[darkcountessb.livejournal.com]

I'm too damn scared to know, seriously Debbie. Right now Ulquiorra's release is so exciting for me because I seriously love his character and he's my most favorite male character within the whole manga/anime universe. However, at the same time I am terrified beyond terrified that he's going to be something stupid.

I can't really pick but my hope is a demon with wings, horns, maybe his mask covering part of his face, and black claws something creative to show that he's a VL or if Kubo goes with an animal; a dragon, a wolf, or a falcon would be ok.

Either way I am seriously a nervous wreck over this. =S

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I've been hanging out on the animeme too long because my dream is for him to be a scottish fold cat.

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Now I have images of him with folded ears in one of those "nyoro~n" icons that you see everywhere. XD;

[honeyhammer.livejournal.com]

This poll made me LOL. "Sex, lies, and videotape."

My curiosity at this point is a mix of elated expectation and morbid fear.

[misumaru.livejournal.com]

This is the best poll ever, but SPARKLY VAMPIRE? Nooooooo! XD It's going to be that now, just to spite me...

[07janina07.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what Ulquiora will be but the "Aizen" option cracked me up. LOL

[mary-svevo.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, these options make me squee in joy and good humour!

[yasashii-kawa.livejournal.com]

well now ya gotta add crustacean to the list deb! i think i'd like to change my vote to that instead. in the hopes that it will happen bc the image in my head is so not bishie and so very much LOLZ that i think any other outcome is going to be disappointing. thx, adam :-P

[r0ck3tsci3ntist.livejournal.com]

#14 almost made be spew my coffee all over my screen but OH PLEASE KUBO TITE YES!

Otherwise I'll take demon Heathcliff for 500, Alex. (or should I say 9000?)

also if he goes puff and Aizen is standing there I will lol, then get really mad :p

[nels-snape.livejournal.com]

Nooo, so many possible options I was so tempted to just check them all! Grimmjow and Giant Prawn in the same sentence made my stomach hurt from laughing so much, by the way.

Except the last one, because in order to be Aizen you need to have a special degree of hotness and awesomeness that only those who are Aizen have. Oh and tea, I'm pretty sure tea is involved in the Aizen formula.

This poll made me choke on my orange juice, if #5,6,13 or 14 happen I won't complain. Really.

Ooh, but what if, it really IS Aizen and the Aizen that's currently getting a tan in the great ring of fire is Ulquiorra as illusion!Aizen?

I'm so just sitting back and waiting.

[lady-leia-solo.livejournal.com]

I have no clue as to what his release may be because I am so terrible at predicting things, but I voted for something hot!

[jdm6845.livejournal.com]

please let it be sexy and not lame please let it be sexy and not lame please let it be sexy and not lame please let it be sexy and not lame please let it be sexy and not lame please let it be sexy and not lame please let it be sexy and not lame please let it be sexy and not lame.

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[khyata.livejournal.com]

*joins jdm in the chant*

[squishysushi.livejournal.com]

it will be sexy ;]

[cyanglow]

This is the best poll the internet has ever seen.

[pixyteri.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to see. ^^ I voted for a variety of goofy choices.

I feel it will have something to do with being under the moon? Or that could just be Kubo's obsession with the moon coming into play again.

He should be a rather [horny] bastard, lolz.

[sandice.livejournal.com]

I've always thought a Giant Panda would suit him because of his eye make-up. I even named my stuffed panda Ulq after him. :3

[visforvanilla.livejournal.com]

It will be a GIANT bunny name...UlqChappy. Then we will have the IchiRuki reunion...after Rukia glomps Ulq to death. >>;;

[shinigami-lucia.livejournal.com]

I was actually thinking that he might be some sort of snake. But if he's really VL, then he'll probably look more human-like. So, I would guess that he will look human and his mask will be more define than what it is now.

[quaint-twilight.livejournal.com]

XD Best. Poll. Ever.

[la-kalaka.livejournal.com]

I'm expecting for something more human-like :3

[la-kalaka.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping for something human-like or maybe hernan Cortes Ö_O

*that would scare the sit outta me*