Ishida and Orihime fun...scan...

[vraieesprit.livejournal.com]

I was leafing through some of the doujinshi I got given and I found this, which I thought would amuse at least some folk in this comm *heh*

I've done a very rough translation of what's going on for anyone who can't read the Japanese...

This must've been an interesting meeting of the handicrafts club...

I Can Fix Anything!

What gets me is that this wasn't in an Ishi/Hime doujin at all...LOL XD

It's quite a big scan :)

Vraie

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[glasses-kunluvr.livejournal.com]

haha,this was funny, What could have gone thru Ishida's head when he saw that Doll... And I wonder why would his(the doll) butt's split... hehe
On the third picture, what did Ishida mean "the wife"? Sorry, got confused there

[vraieesprit.livejournal.com]

I'm a little unclear on it myself. That's what he says, transcribing the katakana, but what his meaning was you'll have to ask someone more fluent in Japanese than me, I'm afraid :S (Gomen)

The only thought I had was that it could be some Japanese slang way of referring to that kind of doll but...I didn't know for sure so I just wrote it as he said it :S

Vraie

[http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/]

I think that sort of doll is a kind of pillow called a "Dutch Wife." Don't ask me why but that's what they're called or so I heard. They're big pillows you hug instead of a person at night. I once saw one of Ryuuken (!) for sale and wanted it. Never saw one of Uryuu.

[vraieesprit.livejournal.com]

Ahh...actually that *might* be what he says. The second character after the "Da" is a "tsu" but it's smaller so I read it as being there for emphasis rather than a proper character in its own right. But "DATSU WAIFU" would make sense in that context :)

I'm very bad at Katakana as a rule anyhow. So that's probably the answer...

Good call :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/]

Yes, and now I feel like a total pervert because I know what a Dutch Wife is. XD

[vraieesprit.livejournal.com]

Haha :D No, I'm sure that's not the case :D You were just exhibiting your superior worldly knowledge in helping me translate, weren't you?

;)

Vraie :D

[grass-angel.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, my mind totally filled in the blank for me as well.