I'm a Hitsu-fangirl and I STILL don't understand how he pulled through that one. @_@

W-where can I watch this seaweed ambassador. It reminds me of the Captain Popeye/spinach propaganda (except with more japanese crazy of course).

I know everyone is looking forward to Soi Fon bankai, but I'd like to know why Omaeda is her vice-captain if he really really really is this useless. >.>

No comment on the espada thing. Far too many questions that, as you put it, need fanfic.